This article is the result of very serious investigative journalism. Cough. It confirms that no matter what one thinks one knows about women, one is always, merienda and again, proved wrong.
Typically, what you find out there with the help of Google, or Cosmo of course, are tons or articles on the following topics:
- Why it’s NOT a good idea to sleep with a boy on the very first date
- Why it IS a good idea to sleep with a dude on the very first date
- What will a stud think if a woman DOESN’T sleep with him on the very first date
- What will a boy think if a woman DOES sleep with him on the very first date
What I toevluchthaven’t found ter my extensive research (cough) is this: What excuses women use to avoid sleeping with boys on the very first date when they actually want to. That is, excuses women work out for themselves, not for the stud te question! Funky, uh?
You’re most likely thinking, why everzwijn would a woman need to find an excuse for herself if she actually wants to sleep with a man? Strikes the bejesus out of mij, folks, and the thing is, women are indeed not my area of expertise, so I can’t rightly response the question.
So without further ado, here are the three most frequent excuses women use to Zekering THEMSELVES from having lovemaking on the very first date when they know if they don’t have the excuse handy they are simply going to fall into bedding, or into the nearest sofa, with their unaware lovers-to-be.
Top Excuse: I’m wearing ugly underwear
Here you have it, ladies and gents. When women want to avoid all temptation to fall into bedding with a dude ter the very first date, they pick their ugliest underwear and get spil far away spil possible from sexy underwear.
So they will go for granny undies, sports brassieres, and totally, blatantly, absurdly ridiculous lumps of underwear which, you can bet, they keep ter their underwear drawer just for this purpose.
Careful ladies, this may make you fall!
Evidently, when a woman is wearing one of those cotton, high-up-to-your neck, likely white but also skin colored knickers, they simply won’t fall into temptation’s jaws. I mean, temptation totally goes away, they would sooner diegene than air their ugly undies.
Guys, I know you’re wiggling your head sadly, even very likely banging it against a wall, all the while thinking, “I don’t care if it’s a web, I won’t even look at it!” Sorry, fellows, this is not about what you will or will not look at, it’s about how women feel when wearing them ugly knickers. Voila.
2nd Excuse: I didn’t trim
No need to smirk, now, and listen up. Generally, women spend a good bit of time preparing to look nice for a date, they waterput on makeup, do their hair, their plumbs, their. geez I don’t know, everything, right?
Then they pick their clothes and footwear to impress and feel sexy, and the thing is, most of the times they succeed te getting that look that says, I did this for mij, not truly for you, you know, I’m just this pretty any which way you look at mij.
Te brief, women generally know how to make themselves look scrumptious enough to make a fellow fall on his knees.
So what if they want to cause this very reaction from a fellow, enough to get to the 2nd date, but don’t want to make him so hot and adoring that she turns to a puddle and falls into leger with him on the very first date?
They don’t trim! And what’s the problem with a little hair, you fellows are thinking? Most of the women interviewed for this investigative chunk (cough) would just spil soon be slok te the head than leap into leger with a dude if they toevluchthaven’t shaven, so “a little hair” from a doll’s perspective is just spil obnoxious spil killing puppies or general heating, so again, they achieve the volmaakt antidote for giving way to temptation.
I know most of you don’t care, guys, but women do, and that’s what counts here, the excuse if for hier own benefit!
At least, if a female gives you that excuse, you can be fairly certain that she’s hot for you, and you just need to patient until the 2nd date! Voila.
Third Excuse: A friend called and she’s distressed and needs help
This excuse is pretty elaborate and needs programma, so at least you’ll know the lady has the hots for you if she went to this trouble to avoid sleeping with you on the very first date.
When a woman knows she’s te first-date-high-risk, when she fears falling into temptation, into bloemperk, or into the backseat of the nearest car with hier date, she will ask a friend to call hier at a given time, and this friend calling will be ter supposed trouble, most likely man trouble!
Boys know women will help each other, especially through stud trouble, I mean, it’s the most natural thing te the world, right?
So she can’t let the friend stringing up out to dry and will tell the fellow ter question that she needs to go, but would simply love to proceed loving his company some other time.
Te those cases, the stud got enough vibes that he knows the dame’s ter the bag, so to speak, and he will promptly agree to a 2nd date. She gets hier 2nd date, and you, my fellows, will get to huis colchoneta right then.
Very first Date Serenade
So, chicks, am I right, or am I right?
I already said I don’t have a clue why women feel they need to avoid sleeping with a man they actually want to sleep with on the very first date. Very likely every woman has their own reasons, and that’s all cool and pedant. Women, by all means, do tell, if you’re so inclined!
What I know, however, is that thesis three excuses are genuine, the Buffoon didn’t make them up at all. I mean, gravely, how could I make up such ideas? Women told mij thesis things!